Grant Morgan Shoe took a deep breath and surveyed the
scene. It was nice day, with some clouds and a cool breeze, so he had his car
windows down as he parked on the corner and monitored the house. It seemed like
a friendly-enough neighborhood, though the houses struck him as basically
inter-changeable. Another Pleasant Valley
Sunday, he thought, and chuckled to himself.
Some kids were playing street hockey in the cul-de-sac, but
they didn’t seem to paying any attention to him. He lifted his sunglasses to
get a better look at them, practicing his observation skills.
Four boys,
approximately aged 9 to 12. None of them taller than five feet. Slim builds.
Let’s see… One with dark hair, one blond, swept up… Huh. A couple of ‘em are black. And they’re playing hockey. Who’d have
thought?
He turned his attention back to the house he’d had under surveillance. There was no activity. He thought it
might be a while, as there was no telling when the woman might get home. He
doubted that anything would come from this stake-out, but he had an assignment
and the client was paying good money.
Grant thought back to a Private Investigators convention
that he had attended the previous year. He’d sat in on a panel about drones,
and how they were the future of security and surveillance. The speaker had made
a big deal about how drones were unobtrusive, stealthy, easily disposable and
nearly impossible to trace if the correct precautions were taken. The moderator
was convinced that in five year’s time, drones would be as commonplace as
street lights, with people taking no notice of them. This would allow private detectives to engage in safe, long-distance surveillance without the need for
time-consuming stake-outs.
Of course, the whole thing had proven to be an elaborate
sales pitch, but they’d made a good case. Still, Grant preferred the
street-level peeping that he had built his business on. Most of that, though,
took place in the bustling city, where there was always SOMETHING to look at.
Plenty of hot dog vendors, too. Here, the best he could hope for was to catch
one of these kids high-sticking their friend.
After an hour, an SUV pulled into the driveway. A girl – Blonde, adolescent , maybe early teens, Grant observed, though he didn’t get a look at her face – hopped out of the
back seat with a shopping bag. She hustled into the house. Grant got out of his
car and approached the adult woman as she loaded her arms with shopping bags
from the trunk.
All right, let’s see, Grant thought as he approached, The
mother-in-law knows me, and so does her partner at the Tracy Agency. All the
officers at the MCU know me from those times I had to testify, but as long as
the husband isn’t here, she shouldn’t recognize me.
“Mrs. Tracy! Do you need a hand?” Grant asked, trying to
keep his voice non-threatening.
The woman turned to face him. He was struck.
Holy Cripes, she’s
gorgeous! Grant thought. I mean, you
see someone on TV and you think it’s all lighting and make-up, but those eyelashes
go out for a mile! And that hair…!
Grant realized that he had stopped and was staring. He
composed himself. “I’m sorry, I just saw you with all of those bags, and I
thought maybe you could use some help?”
“I’m sorry, have we met?” she asked. Her voice had the
slightest hint of a twang in it that Grant found irresistibly charming. “Do you
live in the neighborhood?”
“Oh! Oh, no, actually, I’m here to see you, in fact.” Grant
explained. “It’s just a coincidence I arrived right when you were getting home.
You ARE Sparkle Plenty Tracy, aren’t you?”
Of course she is, Grant thought. She’s been famous her
whole life. What a dumb thing to say. I’m blowing this…
Sparkle smiled, and Grant practically melted. “Yes, I’m
Sparkle. I don’t need any help, though, thank you. Grew up on a farm. Did you need something?”
“Oh, yes, thanks.” Grant fumbled in his pocket for the business card
he’d made up. His plan had been to play up the awkward, star-struck act to
try to make her feel at ease, but he found that he didn’t need to fake it. “My
name’s Bart Grimes. I’m the President of the Moon Maid Fan Club. Just the local
chapter, though, not the national. But, since is this is where she was based
when she was alive, it’s kind of a big deal. Plus, I maintain the Wiki about
her.”
Sparkle looked at the card. Grant couldn’t read her
expression. Man, her fingers are so
delicate. So… Graceful…
“I’m sorry, Mr. Grimes, I really don’t have a lot to say
about Moon Maid. You probably want my husband and he’s very busy.” Sparkle
handed the card back.
“No, I understand.” Grant said. “I was actually hoping that
you might be able to help me with something specific, though. You remember when
you won the Moon Maid Look-Alike Contest? From Sunny Wheat Cereal?”
Sparkle’s face lit up at the mention of the event. “Oh, yes!
That was a hoot and a holler! Me and my parents got a free trip to the moon. Mammy
and Pappy had barely even been out of the state since they were little tykes,
and then all of a sudden we were up there in outer space.”
Grant grabbed a pad and paper and scribbled some notes,
though this wasn’t what he was really interested in. Sparkle continued. “Mammy
liked it most of all, I think. We were all a little scared that she would keep
wearing them Moon clothes when we got back to Earth, she was so taken with
them.”
“Uh-huh.” Grant tried to keep his tone level. This was the
big question. “I was wondering if you remember the woman who came in second?
Her name was Glenna? I understand you met her.”
Sparkle’s smile faded. “I haven’t seen or spoken to her in a
long time. I don’t know anybody who has. Maybe you can ask at the cereal
company.”
In fact, Grant had contacted the Sunny Wheat Cereal company
to ask after Glenna. It had been the first place he’d gone when he’d taken this
case. The executives had not been especially forthcoming. Not a surprise, I guess. he’d
thought as he was being escorted off the premises by security.
“Sure, sure.” Grant said. “I just thought maybe you’d have
kept in touch, or knew where to reach her or something. I wanted to get her
take on the contest for my blog.”
The door to the house opened and the blonde girl stepped
out. “Sparkle, are you coming?”
Grant saw the girl and gasped. “Holy Cripes, kid!” he said
without thinking. “What are those things on your head?”
The girl scowled. Sparkle did also. Grant looked back and
forth between them, then stammered. “I’m sorry. I’m sorry, really. You must be
Honeymoon, right? I’ve read all about you. I just wasn’t prepared for, you know…”
“I think we’re finished, Mr. Grimes.” Sparkle shut the trunk, not taking her bags. “I’d appreciate it if you don’t come to my home
again.” She hustled up the walkway and ushered Honeymoon inside.
Grant walked back to his car. Well, that went about as well as could be expected, he thought. Damn, I should have asked to get a picture
with her…
***
A week later, Grant sat in his office. His client was
seated across the desk. He was an old man with a wrinkled face, wearing dark
glasses and a hat, even indoors. When they had first met, Grant had taken notice of the
peculiar odor that the man carried.
“Are you wearing perfume?” Grant had asked.
“It’s scented hand lotion.” Posie Ermine had explained. “It’s
nice.” He apparently considered the matter closed, and Grant hadn’t pressed
the issue.
Now, though, the man slumped. He had hired Grant to track
down his daughter, who had gone missing while Posie had been in prison. The old
man had a series of letters he had received from her, sent from here in the city, where
she had settled after serving her own prison term. The last several letters were
filled with happiness and optimism, and they described a new cosmetic surgical
procedure that Glenna had volunteered for.
“I don’t know why,” Posie had said. “She’s a beautiful girl.
Always has been. Just wanted to look more like that crazy Moon woman, I guess.”
Grant had looked over the photos that Posie had provided of
his daughter. She’s got a nice shape,
he’d thought. But that face, ugh…
Grant had taken the case, agreeing to find whatever he
could about the daughter’s current whereabouts and report back. His results had
been disappointing. Between Sparkle Plenty Tracy and the cereal company, no one
seemed to have seen or heard from Glenna in years. The fact that Glenna had
also used another name hadn’t helped matters much either.
Grant had even tried to get in contact with this “new” Moon
Maid, the woman who called herself Mysta Chimera, but that had been a
non-starter. Even though she’d starred in that movie, she was a notorious
recluse and he couldn’t find any way of making contact with her.
Now, Grant had to break the news to Posie. The old man was
devastated.
“The farthest I got was the doctors.” Grant explained. “Ghote
and Sail. Ghote’s got a record and some underworld ties, but nobody’s seen him
in while.”
“I know the name.” Posie said cryptically. “What about the
other one?”
“Clean as a whistle.” Grant said. “Dr. S. Tim Sail has no
criminal record. His taxes are current, no outstanding debts or anything. But,
just like Ghote, the trail goes cold. Like he just disappeared off the face of
the Earth one day.”
Posie’s face drooped. “So there’s no hope? No trace of where
these men might have taken my daughter?”
“I could keep at it, but a lot of people are stonewalling
me.” Grant said. If he was being completely honest, he would have said that
the case bored him and he just didn’t want to devote any more time to it. But Posie
had paid for two weeks in advance, so that’s what he’d gotten.
“Look, think of it this way,” Grant suggested. “These
doctors were going to fix up your daughter’s face, right? So, probably what
happened is that they did such a good job that one of them fell in love with
her, and they ran off together. And maybe they don’t want to be found, ‘cause
the other doctor would get jealous, right?”
Grant didn’t mention the other option. According to my research, he thought, neither Dr. Zy Ghote or Dr. S. Tim Sail was a cosmetic surgeon. So, what
was most likely is that they had engaged in some highly-experimental treatment
on Glenna and it HADN’T gone well, so they’d had to destroy the evidence of
their wrongdoing and go into hiding. Still, Grant didn’t see any reason to
put that thought in the old man’s head.
Posie Ermine sighed heavily and shook his head. “She was all
I had to look forward to when I got out, you know? We were going to turn things
around. I had a little money squirreled away, where the cops couldn’t get at
it. We’d open a little flower shop, do weddings, funerals, that kind of thing.
I’d be surrounded by beauty all day long, between the flowers and her…”
Posie stood up and went to go. Then he turned back.
“You have the address for Sparkle Plenty?” he asked.
“Sparkle Plenty TRACY?” Grant said, attempting to remind
the old man of exactly who he was dealing with. “Yeah, I have it.”
“I want it.” Posie said.
Has this guy never
heard of Google? Grant thought. Lucky
for me that he hasn’t, I guess. Grant didn’t respond, just looked at Posie impassively.
“A thousand dollars.” Posie said. “Cash.”
Posie reached in his coat pocket and pulled out a wad of
cash. He counted off ten hundred-dollar bills and slapped them on Grant’s
desk. Grant looked at the money, then wrote down an address on a piece of
paper. He handed it to Posie.
“This better be right.” Posie said. “I know where your
office is. And I’m not so old.”
“I got it. Do whatever you want.” Grant smiled. “What do I
care?”
Grant couldn’t read Posie’s expression behind the dark
glasses. The old man turned and left.
Grant breathed a heavy sigh of relief, glad that the
tension was gone from the room. He scooped up the cash and folded it into his
shirt pocket, then pondered his next move for a moment.
Well, I guess I gotta
do the right thing, he thought. I
mean, I AM one of the good guys…
Grant picked up the phone and dialed. “Hello, Police Department?
Can I have Detective Tracy in the Major Crimes Unit? It’s a matter regarding
his family…”
END
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